Lord of the Mic

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE COULD GET BIZZY WITH 22 BURRITOS, WHEN TIMES ARE TOUGH I SEEN HER IN THE BACK OF TACO BELL WITH HANDCUFFS.

I’ve been thinking about Lord of the Flies recently, and realizing it was a much better book than my stubborn high school brain would allow me to think it was.  I’ve also been listening to a lot of Pharcyde, specifically their song Yo Momma.  It seemed only natural to combine William Golding’s dramatic treatise on the inner conflict between civility and savagery with Booty Brown’s high-pitched hip-hoppin’ linguistic acrobatics.

Tell me what you think!